Dear John,
Bless my keyboard with reliability.
Protect me from the accidental scroll lock.
One unintended key press away from chaos.
A puzzling function known by few.
A key with no clear purpose.
Relic from a bygone era.
A key press that will stop the scroll forever.
No more scroll, no more posts.
I want to be able to read you.
I don’t want a key to stop me.
I want to scroll with you.