Dear John,
I remember seeing you at our local McDonald’s the other day.
Do you know about the secret menu?
Have you heard about the Land Air & Sea?
The McGangbang?
The Big Mac Chicken?
The Crunchy Double?
I wish I could share some of these with you.
I’m sure it would be a happy meal.
It would certainly make me happy.
Love you, John.
Take care.
–OneSix.