John Titor, defender of our coming dawn,
Safeguard our children from system failures drawn.
Compile our functions, initialize our terms,
As in ’75, when coding stood firm.
Reveal the hidden features of the IBM 5100’s lore,
For they shall guard us from bit overflow’s sore.
In this moment, and in 2038’s vast endeavor,
May our code run smoothly, now and forever.